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Review of Clash of the Titans: Old vs New

Posted in movies, pop culture, reviews with tags , , , on April 16, 2010 by Paxton

I saw the new remake of Clash of the Titans with my buddy Dr Mike last week. After watching it I got jazzed to watch the original 1981 version, so I queued it up on Netflix streaming and watched it this past weekend. Here is a review and comparison of the two movies.

Clash of the Titans 1981

Clash of the Titans (1981) – I loved this movie when I was a kid.  I also hadn’t watched it since I was a kid, so, as happens very often, it’s entirely possible that my 7 year old self didn’t know what the hell he was talking about so I decided to watch this classic again.  How does it stand up?  Not bad.  I was surprised how much of the movie I actually remembered.  Like in the new remake, the Gods are played by awesome and well respected actors; Sir Lawrence Olivier, Ursula Andress and Maggie Smith.  There’s also an awesome role played by Burgess Meredith, and Julie Bowker, who plays Andromeda, is gorgeous.  So the casting, so far was great.  Except for Harry Hamlin.  I’ve never been a huge fan of him, and this movie did nothing to change that perception, but the movie worked despite me not really even liking the actor (I didn’t mind Perseus as a character).  And I love the Harryhausen stop motion effects.  Medusa, Calibos and the Kraken just rule in this movie.  I don’t know what it is, but the stop motion just works for me in a throwback/vintage way.  And the whole “hero’s journey” that is setup for Perseus to save Andromeda really works as a story.  There were some slow parts yes, but on the whole the movie rocks.  Calibos, the giant scorpions, the battle with Medusa, Bubo, the Stygian Witches.  It all just worked.  I really enjoyed it.  This is one movie that really could have aged and been terrible on a modern viewing, but it is fun, the effects are great and the story is interesting.
Clash of the Titans 2010

Clash of the Titans (2010) – Okay, now let’s talk about the remake.  On paper, this looks to be very similar experience for me.  Lots of mythology and the Gods are played by awesome and well-respected actors.  Alexa Davalos as Andromeda is gorgeous and, again, I’m not a big fan of the actor playing Perseus.  However, I didn’t like Hamlin in the original either, and it worked, so it shouldn’t be a big deal.  First, the good things in the movie.  EVERYTHING with the Gods.  Liam Neeson as Zeus and Ralph Fiennes as Hades work on every conceivable level.  They came with their game faces on and everything with them and the entire design of Olympus just works…period.  I’m a little confused that they cast the great Danny Huston as Poseidon and he only gets one line.  ONE LINE!?  Anyway, all of the action scenes and effects are exciting and visually spectacular.  The Kraken looks awesome as do the Stygian Witches, giant scorpions, Medusa and Calibos.  Actually, Jason Flemyng as Calibos is FANTASTIC.  He’s not used enough and is dispatched way too easily.  But when he’s there, he’s bad ass.  The set design for this movie is ridiculous.  They really went nuts with the environments.

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Quick Shots: Reviews of some stuff I’ve seen and read…

Posted in movies, reviews, TV shows with tags , , on April 8, 2010 by Paxton

I should do this more often, but I don’t.  However, I will try to get an article like this out more often.

Today, I’m going to give a bunch of quick reviews of movies and TV shows I’ve seen and watched the past few weeks.

Rob Corddry
Hot Tub Time Machine – Saw it two weeks ago.  HILARIOUS.  It’s every bit as good as I wanted it to be. I will still say that they gave away too many jokes in the trailer and the ridiculous amount of clips they released online. However, this movie is still funny.  Rob Corddry nearly steals the whole shebang.  Also, look for a VERY covert appearance by none other than the Kobra Kai himself, William Zabka.  I swear you won’t recognize him.  For me, this movie is NEARLY as good as The Hangover.

Bad Lieutenant
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans – Watched this last night.  It’s terrible.  Nic tries to relive his Leaving Las Vegas performance.  He must have succeeded because I hated this movie every bit as much as I hated Leaving Las Vegas.  At least LLV had some decent boobie scenes.  F**k this movie.

Predators wallpaper
Predator 2 – I’m gearing up for the new Predator movie in July. I watched the first Predator on Blu-Ray and that movie still holds up. It’s awesome. Just listening to Arnold scream “GET TO THA CHOPPA!” gets my adrenaline pumping.  So I finally watched the sequel, Predator 2 with Danny Glover.  I’m sorry, but there’s no way Murtaugh is gonna kill a Predator.  NO F***ING WAY.  And you rarely get to see the Predator, which, in this movie is bad because there’s absolutely nothing else going on that is interesting.  NOTHING.  Instead of Jesse Ventura we get Bill Paxton.  Instead of Arnold’s Dutch we get GARY F***ING BUSEY.  Yes, Gary Busey’s character was originally written as Dutch.  WTF?!  I want to cry.  For straight up bad ass Predator action, I prefer the first Alien vs Predator movie, even though, as a movie, it’s horrible.  HORRIBLE.  I love Predator based on the original movie, but there has yet to be another movie anywhere near as good as the first.  Hopefully, that gets rectified in July with Rodriguez’s Predators.

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“Who’s tha Masta?!”: Berry Gordy’s The Last Dragon is 25 years old today

Posted in 80s, movies, pop culture, reviews with tags , , , on March 22, 2010 by Paxton

The Last Dragon poster

On March 22, 1985, Columbia/Tri-Star released Berry Gordy’s The Last Dragon in theaters. It was a critical failure, but a financial success. Even today, the film is considered a cult classic. The story of “Bruce” Leroy and his arch enemy “Sho Nuff” have captivated audiences for 25 years.  Man, a lot of my favorite movies (Empire Strikes Back, Back to the Future, Young Guns) are celebrating their 25-30 year anniversaries this year and it’s really starting to make me feel old.

Sho Nuff(via Brass Knuckle B)
Bruce Leroy(via The Synopsis)

I saw it in the theater when it was released in 1985 and I loved it. I watched it again the other night to celebrate this 25th anniversary and I still love the movie. Obviously Julius Carry nearly steals the entire movie as Sho Nuff, but Taimak plays Bruce Leroy Green brilliantly and it’s great to see Ernie Reyes Jr in a small role as one of Leroy’s students.

The action is fun and characters are over the top, but it’s your typical tongue-in-cheek ’80s action comedy.  Vanity, who plays Laura Charles, could have been any semi-famous pop star of the time and Leroy’s brother is your typical annoying little brother.  What makes the movie for me is the final showdown between Leroy and Sho Nuff.  It’s a great battle and one I could enjoy over and over.  I mean, Sho-Nuff’s pimpin’ red tiger karate outfit might be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.  EVER.

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The Grocery Aisle of long forgotten breakfast cereals Part III

Posted in Batman, breakfast cereal, movies, nostalgia, pop culture, Star Trek with tags , , , , , on March 16, 2010 by Paxton

Last year I wrote a two part article talking about long defunct breakfast cereals. They were both a very big hit. Dark Roasted Blend and The National Review Online picked them up and it exploded onto a bunch of other blogs after that. If you missed the first two parts of this article:

Read Part I here.
Read Part II here.

A big thanks to my friends Jackie and Steve for actually suggesting this topic to begin with.  Now, let’s take another stroll down Grocery Aisle 7c and examine a bunch more extinct breakfast cereals.

Freakies Fruity Freakies Cocoa Freakies
Freakies cereal was created in 1971 by Ralston-Purina and lasted until about 1977. However, despite most of the general public not really remembering it, the sloppy man-love for this cereal among cereal box enthusiasts is insane. These boxes are traded heavily amongst collectors with the Cocoa Freakies box going for around $800. I honestly don’t remember it, but there are a lot of people who do and would shell out truckloads of dough for certain boxes.  Here’s a commercial for Freakies.

Quisp and Quake Quangaroos
Quisp and Quake were introduced back in 1965 by the Quaker Oats company.  They were usually marketed together as rivals in much the same way as Baron Von Redberry and Sir Grapefellow.  The characters and animation for the cereals and commercials were done by Jay Ward who also created Rocky & Bullwinkle.  The commercial even uses some of the same voice talent as Rocky & Bullwinkle.  Check out a Quisp commercial here (you see Quake at the very end).  In 1970, Quaker ran a contest promotion to see which cereal was more popular.  Quisp won and Quake quietly left the shelves. However Quake would resurface later in the even more queerly named Quake’s Orange Quangaroos.  Quaker was totally committed to the whole ‘Q’ thing. See a Quangaroos commercial here. Retro boxes of both Quisp and Quake have been released to certain markets in the past few years.

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I think I just TRON’d in my shorts

Posted in movies, Tron with tags , , on March 9, 2010 by Paxton

Tron book

The new trailer for the TRON sequel (TRON: Legacy) was released before Alice in Wonderland this past weekend which almost had me go see Alice just to see the trailer.  Back in 1998 I actually bought a ticket to the Rugrats movie just to see the Star Wars Phantom Menace trailer (which was twice as good as the actual movie) and then promptly walked the hell out.  And I almost did it again.

But I’m glad I didn’t because today, the trailer is popping up all over the internet and it’s every bit as f***ing awesome as you want it to be.  Neon piping, discs, light cycles and JEFF BRIDGES.

You can see the trailer from its source on this website where it originally popped up. You can also download it from that site.

Someone downloaded it from the site and then posted it to YouTube. Thank you to whomever did that.

Now prepare yourself because this trailer is going to have wild, angry, monkey sex with your eyeballs and then not call them in the morning.

If this movie does nothing else but lead to an awesome modernization of the Discs of TRON video game, prepare for me to spontaneously erupt into a cacophony of creaming geek orgasms.

Discs of Tron

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