So, I didn’t bring my lunch and I decide to go to Subway. If any of you have ever stood in line at a fast food place, you will understand the term LINE RAGE. Witness the phenomenon in action.
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I open the door, enter the Subway restaurant and quickly assess the line “situation”. Ahh, good, only 3 people in front of me this should go very quickly.
–10 minutes later
WTF is taking so long, lady? LETS. GO. Are you having a conversation with the “sandwich artist”? Are they your long lost relative? I DON’T F’N CARE! ORDER. YOUR. SANDWICH.
–5 more minutes later
Finally, I think this chick is wrapping up her order. It’s a good thing because I almost had to go “Michael Douglas in Falling Down” up in this place. How the hell does a veggie delight take so damn long to order? Anyway, this guy is up next. Hopefully he’s efficient and ready…..wait, oh crap. Dude has a bluetooth headset in his ear. He’s also wearing a button down shirt and khakis. NO! NO! NO! I may have an “office orderer” on my hands. Dude, DO NOT reach in your pocket and grab a list! He’s reaching in his pocket. Man, you better be pulling out your wallet or a picture of your grandmother because if you pull out a list of sandwiches I’m gonna be all over you like a fat kid on cake………………….He did it. He pulled out his list. I’m sorry my friend, but today is a good day to die.
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