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AWESOME-tober-fest 2013: The Purple Smurfs (1981)

Posted in 80s, cartoons, monsters, pop culture, TV shows, zombies with tags , , , , , , , , , on October 3, 2013 by Paxton

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The sixteenth episode of Season 1 of The Smurfs cartoon was called The Purple Smurfs.  It aired in October 1981.purple_smurfs_title This particular episode of The Smurfs has become infamous as the “zombie smurfs” episode.

We start off with Papa Smurf waking up on the wrong side of the smurf this morning. He gets pissed at all his little smurfs cause they aren’t working hard enough and starts acting like kind of a smurfing smurf to everyone. Check him out below dressing down Lazy Smurf for sleeping on the job. I mean, the dude’s NAME is Lazy, why are you surprised?
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After bottling up the continued mental and verbal abuse of Papa Smurf, Lazy Smurf goes off to chop some wood in the forest and encounters the rare and elusive “purple fly”.

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Yes, that’s its name, “purple fly”.  I know because Papa Smurf calls it that later in the episode.  The “purple fly” bites Lazy on the tail which turns him into a mindless purple smurf monster that only says “GNAP!”

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Zombie Lazy Smurf goes on a smurf tail biting rampage and starts turning the entire village into purple smurfs.  Papa starts freaking the f**k out as all of his precious smurfs are getting smurfed into zombies.

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At first, Papa Smurf is able to identify the problem; the “purple fly” biting Lazy Smurf.  But it’s been so long since this has been a problem that he can’t remember the solution (what?!). So Papa gets a team to go out into the woods to find this “purple fly”. It’s unclear whether this “purple fly” is only 1 fly or a whole species of fly.  However, if there were a bunch of these things flying around the forest you’d think they would have been a problem in more recent memory and Papa would know what to goddam do about this situation.  But he doesn’t so he has to improvise.

So Papa and his “purple fly retrieval team” go to the EXACT spot in the forest that happens to contain this rare zombie creating fly. He then captures it with a net that has holes that are clearly big enough for the fly to escape, but doesn’t for some reason.

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Papa starts experimenting on the fly but can’t seem to figure out a cure for the purple zombie smurfs. And these zombie smurfs are getting worse. They are spreading like wildfire and they have become incredibly smart. Zombie Hefty Smurf actually steals some blue paint and paints himself to look like a regular smurf so he can move around and bite smurf asses covertly. Like a ninja. A zombie smurf ass biting ninja.

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Not sure how or why the heart tattoo on Hefty’s right arm isn’t painted over with blue. I don’t think paint works like that.

So eventually, while fighting the purple smurfs, all of the smurfs are transformed into zombies except Papa Smurf. And, of course, he’s surrounded.

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He manages to escape that ring of purple smurf zombie death (check out zombie Smurfette in the upper left) and gets to his little hut where he keeps the cure. But not before he gets bitten and turned himself. Just as his hut catches on fire. The Smurfs are DOOOOOOOOOMED!!

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What happens? Tune in next time, same smurf time, same smurf channel.

Honestly, this is a fun episode. I enjoyed the purple smurf shenanigans. It had much of the zombie tropes you’d see in low budget horror movies of the 80s.  And surprisingly, this entire cartoon story is based on a storyline that appeared in the original Smurf French comic strips back in 1959 (a full NINE YEARS before Romero’s Night of the Living Dead).

Check out this episode if you have a chance.  It’s easily found online.


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AWESOME-tober-fest 2013: Image’s The Walking Dead comic (2003)

Posted in comic books, monsters, zombies with tags , , , , , , , on October 2, 2013 by Paxton

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In 2003 Image Comics released the first issue of The Walking Dead, a comic written by Robert Kirkman.  The comic sort of became a phenomenon among the comic reader crowd.  Robert Kirkman was the up and coming star for Image.  He also wrote the comics Invincible and The Astounding Wolf-Man as well as the original Marvel Zombies storylines.

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Even though I’m a huge Kirkman fan and have read the previously mentioned books, I never once had picked up an issue of The Walking Dead.  It was getting a bit out of control.  With the popularity of the TV show and the books taking off, everyone was telling me it was the greatest thing ever.  Why hadn’t I read it?  You NEED to read it.  It was getting old and I just shut down.  If too many people at once tell me how great something is I tend to turn on that thing and say, “You know what, F**K you, Walking Dead.   You think you’re better than me?”  I mean, Chris Lockhart and Jeff Brown over on the Geek Fallout podcast fawn all over this franchise so much I fully expect to see them at a commitment ceremony standing next to the Omnibus editions.  So for several years I had a chip on my shoulder about this comic (and the TV series, really).

This “chip” is one of the reasons I didn’t choose zombies as my Halloween topic last year; to avoid having to read these comics or watch the show.  And, the MOMENT I decided on zombies for THIS year, I knew I couldn’t avoid it any longer.  So I sucked it up and acquired the first 5 volumes of trades for the series.  These trades collect the first 30 issues of the title.

I figure 30 issues is enough to form an opinion about the comic series. And it’ll help me decide if I want to spend the time watching the show.

So, as you can see by my long, rambling intro, I had NO IDEA what this comic was about other than zombies.  So I dove in and started reading.  The comic is extremely well written, but I wasn’t surprised about that as I’m a big Kirkman fan anyway.  The characters are interesting and it actually, for the most part, feels like what would probably happen if there was a zombie apocalypse.  However, the story becomes exceedingly bleak and dark the further you go into the series.  It almost becomes a chore to read.  This stark bleakness is absolutely one of the series’ strengths while simultaneously being it’s biggest weakness.  There’s just no hope.  Things keep getting worse.

By the time I finished the fifth trade, I had just met The Governor and his fortress-like city.  This character is great, but exceedingly ruthless.  He does many despicable things to some of our heroes.  However, the character was charismatic and fascinating to read.  It sort of made me want to read more.  So, even though, like I said, I was getting weary of the sadness of the story, I was consistently intrigued enough in the events to continue reading.  I was both relieved and disappointed to reach issue #30.  But, that was where my collection ended, so I couldn’t move forward even if I wanted to.

Like I said, I liked the books.  At some point I’ll continue reading, but I think I’m taking a bit of a sabbatical from this story.  Again, great writing and the minimalist black and white artwork only adds to the atmosphere.  If you haven’t, definitely give this comic a chance.  But be aware, it’s not for the timid.


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AWESOME-tober-fest 2013: I finally watch Romero’s Night of the Living Dead (1968)

Posted in monsters, movies, zombies with tags , , , , , , , on October 1, 2013 by Paxton

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And AWESOME-tober-fest 2013 begins!  I thought it would be most appropriate if I started off this year by watching one of the seminal zombie flicks of all time.  It’s considered the genre standard and I’ve never watched it.  That’s right, I’ve never watched Romero’s classic zombie flick, Night of the Living Dead.

When I decided to do zombies this year, I realized there was no getting around it.  I’d pretty much have to watch Romero’s original zombie classic.  So I grabbed a copy of the movie, sat down with my thoughts and gave the flick a spin.  Let’s see if I think it deserves all “the hype”.

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While it’s not the first movie to use the zombie, it is the first to create the modern concept of the zombie as a flesh eating ghoul. Before this movie, zombies were people who were under the control of a voodoo witch doctor via black magic. Most notably in movies like Bela Lugosi’s White Zombie.  This movie introduced zombies as the reanimated dead feasting on living flesh (not just brains, these ghouls were cannibals).

The movie is legendary for its copyright problems.  It seems the filmmakers forgot to put a copyright mark on the film.  And according to the laws at the time, this let the film fall into the public domain which is why you see 3000 different releases of the movie featuring different footage, new footage, colorized and with any number other bells and whistles.  So I decided to just watch the original theatrical cut.  It’s the easiest to find.  Since it’s public domain, it can legally be uploaded to YouTube.  And it’s there.

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After all of these years, what did I think?  It’s not bad.  I appreciate the historical significance of the movie, but putting that aside, it’s only an okay movie.  What struck me watching it was how much it reminded me of the original Universal Monsters movies like Frankenstein or Dracula.  Filmed in black and white with a very old fashioned orchestral score, the movie had the atmosphere and tone of one of the old classic monster movies.  Since I’m a huge fan of those movies, that certainly helped my enjoyment.  I like the portrayal of the ghouls.  Shambling, undead monsters out to consume human flesh.  They are a little smarter than I expected because in a few scenes they wind up using tools.  For instance, one ghoul uses a rock to bash in a window.  That’s something you don’t normally associate with Romero’s zombies.  The main actor, Duane Jones, was actually pretty good.  It’s surprising to see an African-American actor get this type of a role in a movie in 1968.  But seeing as how this movie was total indie from the ground up, I guess that made it easier to do.

Did I have any problems with the movie? Yeah.  Like the ghouls, the movie tends to shamble along aimlessly in the middle.  There are endless scenes of Jones’ character nailing boards over doorways and windows in the house the group of survivors have chosen as sanctuary.  And some of the supporting cast are not very good actors.  I guess you expect that to a degree, but the competence of Duane Jones as Ben further showcases the other actors’ deficiencies.

If I had seen this movie in my hey day as a horror hound, the late 80s-early 90s, when I was voraciously reading Fangoria and watching movies like The Re-animator and Friday the 13th, I probably would have loved it.  As it is, watching it today, I only liked it.  What may also count against this movie is that zombies aren’t really my favorite monsters.  Inherently, they are boring to me.  Unless something different is done with the zombie like was done in Shaun of the Dead or Zombieland, then I really don’t have much interest in it.  And that’s mostly what this movie suffers from for me.  Being boring.

However, thanks to this year’s AWESOME-tober-fest, I’m finding affection for many zombie things; like the comic The Walking Dead, but that’s more the exception than the rule.  And that’s a review for another day…


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AWESOME-tober-fest 2013 starts tomorrow!

Posted in Halloween, holiday, Jones Soda, soda with tags , , , , , , , on September 30, 2013 by Paxton

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Well, AWESOME-tober-fest 2013: ZOMBIES!! officially begins tomorrow. You can expect an article every weekday throughout the month of October.  I’m excited for Halloween this year, I think I have a lot of good, fun articles for you so I hope you enjoy it.  As you can see, I’ve already decorated for the season!

Today, as sort of a pre-game show, I thought I’d look at a few of the Halloween retail items I’ve found lurking in the local store. Some interesting stuff.

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First and foremost, Jones has returned this year after an absence with more Halloween sodas.  The flavors this year are Blood Orange, Red Licorice, Caramel Apple and Candy Corn.  Two of these flavors I’ve already had in the past.  If we look back at AWESOME-tober-fest 2008 I reviewed the Candy Corn flavor.  I don’t think I liked it.  I believe I said it tasted like “…spoiled maple syrup poured through a dirty sweat sock…”  I tasted the Caramel Apple the year before in an article about oddly flavored sodas like Dr Brown’s Cel-Ray and Canfield’s Diet Chocolate Fudge.  I believe I said that flavor tasted like “…sun tan lotion mixed with burnt maple syrup…”  So, Jones isn’t necessarily hitting it out of the park with these so far.  Blood Orange is a tangier orange flavored soda and red licorice is way too sweet and thick to be described as anything but “sugar coma inducing”.  So while I love the effort and the packaging, Jones, I’m not loving the execution.

Halloween Big League Chew
Big League Chew is one of my childhood favorites. And I love this Halloween themed packaging.  Howlin’ Original and Gruesome Grape flavors aren’t new or formulated for the holiday, but I like the Halloweeny makeover.  I believe there’s another one with a vampire/Dracula character, but I couldn’t find it.

Kool-Aid Ghoul Aid Jammers
Ghoul-Aid has been around since the 80s. Usually only offered in certain markets and usually only around Halloween. I have some of the original mixes but it seems the flavor is making a resurgence. You can find single packets on shelves again and now Kool-Aid Jammers have their own Scary Blackberry flavor.  I was so excited to finally find this.  I’ll be sucking these things down all month.

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AWESOME-tober-fest 2013 is coming.

Posted in Halloween, holiday with tags , , , on September 11, 2013 by Paxton

WTF, guys?! We are already almost half way through September. How did that happen? I welcomed my daughter into this world back in December and next thing I know I’m prepping for my son’s third birthday with my daughter’s FIRST birthday coming up fast. The hell?!

So, my annual Halloween celebration is creeping up on me like an undead ghoul looking to take a tasty chomp out of my backside. Behind the scenes I’m trying to get everything written. I have over half of next month’s articles written, at the very least in first draft form. I think I only need to do the last week and a half of articles. But I’ve sort of taken longer than I should have doing those.

Anyway, I don’t know if I’ve announced it here, but the topic for AWESOME-toberfest 2013 is ZOMBIES. Here’s the banner.

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I’ve already done vampires, werewoves and the Frankenstein monster, so zombies seemed the next logical step.

And here’s a sneak peak at the creepy header I’ll use starting October 1st.

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I had previously posted an image of my notes for this year which should have given you guys an idea of the types of zombie media I’ll be covering. Books, movies, TV shows and comics featuring such genre luminaries as HP Lovecraft, George Romero, John Russo, Robert Kirkman, the Smurfs…..wait, wha-?! Yep, the Smurfs. I can’t wait to show you guys that one.

So stay tuned, starting October 1st, I’ll begin daily updates for my AWESOME-tober-fest 2013 celebration.