Girding my loins for Twilight 4. It’s coming…
The Twilight series and I have a…complicated history. I think of us as adversaries, coldly staring at each other over the battlefield of pop culture. We’ve each taken (and given) our wounds, but we rise up to fight again. And again.
I first tried to stop the EMO-ification of badass vampires in the first Twilight movie here.
Not content with completely ruining vampires, Twilight: New Moon set it’s sights on raping awesome werewolves. See that here.
Twilight: Eclipse at least promised a vampire vs werewolf war, but instead ripped off our sack and stomped it into the pavement. You can read that loveliness here.
Now, the long road is coming to an end. There is only one more book left in the saga. And to make it last as long as f**king possible, Summit Films is splitting the last book into TWO movies (a la Harry Potter).
And we finally have an official trailer for Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part I.
Now, if you’ll pardon me, I have until November 18 to prepare for battle.