12 Completely insane Polish posters for American movies
Holy crap. I think Poland needs a therapist, Stat!
(Via cinemaposter.com)
E.T. – E.T. looks totally high in this poster. “My finger lights up! Heh, heh, heh! I could totally nosh on some Reese’s Pieces right now, dude.”
(via cinemaposter.com)
Weekend at Bernie’s – This is a poster for the Human Centipede version of Weekend at Bernie’s. WTF, Poland?!
(via cinemaposter.com)
Alien – I don’t know what movie the Polish watched, but DAMN.
(via polishposter.com)
Raiders of the Lost Ark – Dude, that one part in Raiders where the tentacle crawled through the human skull with saber-tooth fangs totally terrified me when I was a kid. Remember that? No? Was that just me?
(via polishposter.com)
Enter the Dragon – Are we sure this isn’t a sequel to The Crow? Or a documentary about The Cure?
(via wellmedicated.com)
The Neverending Story – It looks like a 5 year old with crippling ADHD drew this poster. Is that supposed to be Falcor? And Bastian? The Hell?!
(via polishposter.com)
Christine – You remember that movie based on a Stephen King book? The one with the killer car with the mouth? That ate people? That was a thing, right?
(via wellmedicated.com)
Willow – Is that old guy whispering to a tree? Or is he about to give the tree a wet willie? Or a wet willow, as the case may be. Hahaha, I joke because I have no idea what this poster is supposed to be.
(via polishposter.com)
Airplane and Airplane 2: The Sequel – Wow, okay. Is the plane in the Airplane 2 poster trying to lick it’s own ass?
(via wellmedicated.com)
Gremlins – Again, this looks like something a toddler would do in the preschool nursery. Why is the guy dressed as Santa? Did Santa make an appearance in the film? And were the Gremlins Jack-in-the-Boxes?
(via wellmedicated.com)
War Games – I’m not going to lie, I somewhat like this. It would make a good Criterion cover.
Oh look, wish granted!
Cavalcade of Awesome 
June 25, 2014 at 9:40 am
There is a nice Polish poster for Jaws that I featured on my blog a few years ago: http://meandyouandablognamedboo.blogspot.com/2010/06/jaws-week-jaws-movie-posters.html
June 25, 2014 at 9:46 am
Yeah, those Jaws posters are pretty awesome. I love the dorsal fin only posters. And how funny that Jaws 2 had so many posters featuring TWO sharks. Amazing.
A few years ago I did an article featuring movie posters with sharks. https://blog.paxholley.net/2012/08/13/10-completely-awesome-movie-posters-featuring-sharks/
I should have included some of those Jaws ones. Especially the dorsal fin one.
June 25, 2014 at 4:29 pm
Ok, these are basically nightmare inducing!
June 28, 2014 at 1:12 am
The “Weekend At Bernie’s” poster looks like something out of a fever dream.
June 28, 2014 at 11:10 am
What in the world is going on in Poland!? What the heck? And who approved these? The Neverending Story one scares me the most.