I go ahead and rank the Beastie Boys’ albums in order from best to worst

I’ve been thinking about doing this for a few months.  Usually ideas like this kick around for awhile until I finally have to say, “ENOUGH, VOICES IN MY HEAD!  YOU WIN, I’LL WRITE THE DAMN ARTICLE!”  And writing the article will silence the voices…for a little bit.  This is how my three part article on New Coke was written.  You’re welcome, by the way, for that little “peek behind the curtain”.

So, the Beastie Boys released their first album, License to Ill, in Nov 1986.  I bought that album, on tape, either later that year or early 1987.  I had just started getting into rap at the time.  I listened mostly to Run-DMC and The Fat Boys.  I liked both group’s rap style, which wasn’t surprising since both of them were on Def Jam Records, famously portrayed in the movie Krush Groove.  And, not surprisingly, The Beastie Boys were also a part of the Def Jam family.  They even had a track on the 1985 Krush Groove soundtrack that I had completely forgotten about when License to Ill was released.  That first album blew me away.  I loved it and listened to it non-stop until I completely wore the tape out and had to buy another one.  I have been a fan of the Boys ever since.

The Beastie Boys released 8 official studio albums beginning with that first one in 1986.  There were also several other compilations, EPs and video albums that were released at various times throughout their career.  However, I’m going to focus on the main 8 studio albums.

Here we go, The Beastie Boys albums in order of my personal preference.

License to Ill
1. License to Ill (1986) – Their first studio album and, to me, their best.  You will never convince me otherwise.  I learned pretty much every song back to front.  It is still the album I listen to first when I want my Beastie Boys fix.  You can tell they are very much influenced by Run-DMC on this album to the point that their song Slow and Low is a cover of an unreleased Run-DMC song.  Some of my favorite tracks include Fight for your Right (To Party), Paul Revere, No Sleep till Brooklyn, She’s Crafty, Posse in Effect, The New Style, and Hold It Now (Hit It).  Essentially, the whole album is a classic.

Check Your Head
2. Check Your Head (1992) – This, their third album, is amazing.  Whereas Paul’s Boutique (see below) was a more experimental rap album, this one is a grittier version of License to Ill.  This is the album where the Beasties abandoned synthesizers and began playing all their own instruments on every track.  They also started using on this album the “echo voice” effect for which they’ve become known.  The soundscape of this album is just awesome and I love it to death.  Classic tracks include So What’cha Want, Pass the Mic, The Maestro, Jimmy James and Professor Booty.  Just so you know, I think So What’cha Want is probably my favorite Beasties song of all time.  This album was remastered and re-released in 2009.  This re-release added a bonus disc which featured extra tracks like The Skills to Pay the Bills which was the B-side of the So What’cha Want single.

Paul's Boutique
3. Paul’s Boutique (1989) – It may be a bit controversial that Paul’s Boutique is not higher on the list.  This was the B-Boys’ second studio album and the one magazines like Rolling Stone love to pretentiously put as a “greatest album”.  Don’t get me wrong, it’s really good and offers a nice variety of traditional and “experimental” rap.  The singles Hey Ladies and Shake Your Rump are really good as are the tracks The Sounds of Science, High Plains Drifter, B-Boy Bouillabaisse and Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun.  The Beasties were really stretching themselves to try something new on this album, but the important thing is that they didn’t overreach.  An almost perfectly formed experimental rap album.  Perfect parts traditional + experimental rap.

Hello Nasty
4. Hello Nasty (1998) – This is a great album.  The Beasties turn back to the synthesized sound for this record.  Most of the songs sound highly processed like they were run through a computer.  It’s a fun one to listen to and I keep forgetting how much I really do enjoy it.  Songs I like from this album include Super Disco Breakin’, Put Shame in your Game, Unite, Remote Control, Intergalactic and Three MCs and One DJ.

Ill Communication
5. Ill Communication (1994) – The Beasties fouth studio album is definitely an evolution of Check Your Head but with plenty of their signature “experimental” sounds.  I know everyone is in love with Sabotage, but I was sort of played out on it.  From this album I love the songs Sure Shot, B-Boys Makin’ with the Freak-Freak, The Scoop, Get It Together and The Update.  Honestly, this album has fallen further down this list with each year that passes.  It really hasn’t been holding up too well with me.  A lot of it has to do with all the short form, experimental stuff they put on it.  If things keep going this way its spot will be taken over by the next album…

Hot Sauce Committee Pt 2
6. Hot Sauce Committee Part Two (2011) – Released in 2011, this album is still marinating for me.  I’m still processing and learning it’s “secrets”.  There are some crazy, weird songs on this album.  Being a fan of their more traditional hip-hop songs, this is almost too over-the-top for me.  However, there are a few songs I like; Make Some Noise, Too Many Rappers, Don’t Play No Game That I Can’t Win and Crazy Ass Sh*t.  I like these songs, but I don’t love them.  Yet.  I tell you what, the video for Make Some Noise, which was a direct sequel to the B-Boys’ Fight For Your Right video, was awesome and almost single-handedly moves this album up a spot or two on the list.  It features Elijah Wood, Seth Rogen and Danny McBride as the 1986 version of the Beastie Boys and it includes tons of other celebrity cameos.  Honestly, I think the more I listen to this album, the more it’ll move up the list.  In my original draft of this article, Hot Sauce Committee Part Two was at #7.  Listening to it while writing the article, I moved it up one spot to #6.  It’s growing on me.

To the 5 Boroughs
7. To the 5 Boroughs (2004) – I was actually in New York when this album dropped in 2004. I bought it at the Virgin Records in Times Square.  For many years I was disappointed with this record.  It’s definitely a return to minimalist beats as compared to Hello Nasty‘s over-processed sound.  And, as always, the Beasties excel in their lyric writing and delivering.  Just amazing.  However, and I shudder that I’m about to say this, but essentially the songs felt the same as what’s come before.  My feelings on many of the songs have gotten better over time, but the record didn’t just wow me.  And, I think, some of the songs were overly-political which removed some of the fun of the B-Boys music.  Good songs include Rhyme the Rhyme Well, Ch-Check it Out and 3 the Hard Way.

The Mix-Up
8. The Mix-Up (2007) – This album is completely instrumental.  I appreciate what the Beasties were doing here, but I’m a fan of their lyrics and delivery first.  When I hear a B-Boys record I want to hear them trading crazy rhymes back and forth to a cool beat.  So in those respects, it really doesn’t offer me anything.

The album in 2011, Hot Sauce Committee Part Two, will be the last from the original members of The Beastie Boys as founding member Adam Yauch, aka MCA, died earlier this year after a long bout with cancer.  It is unclear if the two surviving members, Mike Diamond and Adam Horovitz, will continue making albums under the Beastie Boys name.  Or at all.

I, for one, hope they do continue to make music.



11 Responses to “I go ahead and rank the Beastie Boys’ albums in order from best to worst”

  1. Yo yo man …your review was dope…word…I’m taking my wiffle ball bat into the bedroom right now… peace….:)

  2. I started reading this with the expectation that I would tell you why your rankings were incorrect. As it turns out, you’ve ranked these albums EXACTLY as I would have for the exact same reasons. Good stuff…

  3. 100% ShezCrafti Approved.™ This is the exact order I would have put them in too.

  4. Nice review, I like that you didn’t rate PB 1. I however rank them thusly…

    1 Check your head
    2 Hello Nasty
    3 Ill Communication
    4 PB
    5 L2I
    6 5 boroughs

    Can’t rank hot sauce cuz I haven’t listened to it hardly. I consider 1 – 5 great albums with a sharp drop-off with boroughs which is over the top political and just not fun. Hello nasty is close to 1 for me and may change as time passes because it is precisely so friggin fun. PB used to be favorite but it’s gotten stale a bit as time passes. Ill communication is the least solid album of my top 5 but when it hits it hits hard, and it is fun and has a lot of chill moments to it. Check your head is comparable to L2I in being a solid beginning to end great listen, but it’s more diverse and for that reason I rank it as their best work. Don’t get me wrong, L2I is a classic, but to me its mostly a pure comedy album in my eyes. Or ears. Love your thoughts on one of my alltime favorite groups!

  5. License 2 Ill is and should be number one. Pretty much every one of those songs is still played on the radio and everyone knows them and they still sound dope as hell. If you go to any other albums, like 1 song from the album is still played on the radio and a lot of their songs are boring or un-listenable. License 2 Ill…the entire album is dope. Have no clue how other sites dont have it as a consensus #1

  6. Antiquity Says:

    I appreciate how you start your list with “in my order of personal preference”, with so many lists taken as a confrontational “this is the order, and if you think otherwise you don’t know music”. That said, my order of personal preference is a bit different. I hardly ever go back and list to L2I, and I believe they achieved much greater artistic heights with the albums that followed.

    1) PB. To me, one of the best rap albums ever and one that stands up great over time.
    2) Ill Comm. I find this more focused, cohesive, and with better songs than the similar-feeling Check your head.
    3) Check your head.
    4) Hello Nasty. A drop off from their top three, but still good.
    5) Licensed to Ill. Classic, but doesn’t play as well as it ages as it did when I was in middle school.
    6) Hot Sauce. A great way to close a career.
    7) 5 Borr. I still like this album, but it never grabbed me. By far the least played BB albums for me.

  7. Nice opinion-pieces, all of you! Good points made! Honestly when ‘Licensed to Ill’ came out and ran its well-deserved commercial gauntlet end-of-’86 into the following summer, I a 10th grader at the time saw through their apparent silly raunchy fratboy novelty act. ‘L2I’ was undeniably a work of art whether you liked hip-hop or not and I seriously envisioned, at the time, they progresing as an act and having a career in the ’90s. Now I didn’t think it would take almost 3 years for their second album to come out (heck, by summer ’88 I just about left them for dead/flash-in-pan after all); and when it was a (relatively, at least) commercial failure I thought maybe that was it. But then ‘Check Your Head’ came out another 2.5+ yrs later – critical AND commercial success – and my prediction came true after all, the rest being history!

    IMHO with exception of ‘Mix-Up’, ‘5 Burroughs’ and maybe ‘Nasty’, each BB album has its own argument to being their best. Yes, that’s right! ‘Hot Sauce’ is just as much apart of the convo! As for the exceptions, ‘Mix-up’ is one for reason already more-or-less stated, you need to hear the three rapping throughout the album for it to be a true Beasties album. ‘5Bs’…pretty much what ‘Presence’ is to Zeppelin, respectable but just doesn’t offer as much as the others. Being a bit political doesn’t help. Pretty stripped-down, back to their NYC hip-hop roots. Perhaps the album is a better excuse to L2I’s immediate 1988 sequel while awaiting ‘Paul’s Boutique’. ‘Nasty’…its non-hip-hop tracks are least interesting to me than the non-hip-hop tracks of the others. Gut those out, or at least most of them, and it’s an equal-enough candidate. Those first three exciting, energetic hip-hop tracks that seque so well together definitely makes it the best opening to a BB album ever IMO!

    It’s really tough to compare their albums to each other. Apples and oranges.

    RIP Adam!

    • Stealthy Ninja Says:

      “IMHO with exception of ‘Mix-Up’, ‘5 Burroughs’ and maybe ‘Nasty’, each BB album has its own argument to being their best.”

      I’d agree, though I think Hello Nasty is a great album too.

      I am genuinely perplexed as to why people don’t like Hot Sauce Committee. It’s a great album.

  8. Stealthy Ninja Says:

    I don’t know why so many people “dislike” Hot Sauce Committee. To me it was them getting back their groove after the repetitive and disappointing To the 5 Boroughs. Even To the 5 Boroughs has some good songs, but mostly I can give it a miss. I prefer their later stuff to the 80s stuff (just my personal preference). That said their early albums are also great to listen to.

    My List:
    1. Ill Communication (Took what they built with Check your head and made it better)
    2. Check Your Head (I love this album)
    3. Hot Sauce Committee (I feel this album got their groove back, it reminds me of Check Your Head a lot)
    4. Hello Nasty (No doubt their most successful album, not my top 3 though)
    5. Licence to Ill (Amazing album, but I prefer 90s hip-hop style more)
    6. Aglio e olio (Hard Core stuff is awesome)
    7. Paul’s Boutique (I still love it, just love the others more).
    8. To the 5 Boroughs (the only album I don’t listen to regularly).

    The Beastie Boys are my favourite group bar none, I love all their albums, but this is my list.

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