I love music, but TODAY’S music mostly leaves me cold. And not just the music, the artists themselves feel like used car salesman They only want to sell me their product, not actually entertain me with a good song. And the s**t that goes on the radio is 90% crap.
Now, I realize I sound like an old man, but you can’t tell me that vintage Van Halen, Motley Crue, Run-DMC and Beastie Boys aren’t better than anything else out right now. Plus, there really isn’t any “rock and roll” on the radio anymore. It’s all R&B riffs and hip hop filled with astonishingly not subtle euphemisms for sex. And as a rap/hip-hop fan since the early-to-mid 80s, I will unequivocally say that today’s rappers are f**king terrible. Can I get that off my chest? TERRIBLE. Lil Wayne may be the worst rapper I’ve heard in my entire life and the 80s were filled with bad rappers (I’m looking at you Tim Dog). And don’t get me started on Drake, or Kanye West, for that matter. That could be a whole other article.
And how unoriginal are all of these modern rap songs? Where are all the storytellers in hip-hop? The Slick Ricks, the Rakims, the KRS-Ones, the Chuck Ds? There is no one of their skill rapping today. Check out this video from 1991, The Piper by MC Cheba. It’s better than literally 99% of hip-hop released today. It tells a story with a very smooth and slick rhyme and a funky bass line He’s not spending the entire song telling me how much weed he smoked or chicks he’s banged or how much money he has. Which I don’t personally have a problem with rappers doing, but it gets OLD after 300 rappers talk about it on all their songs. Another good story based rap, The Mission by Special Ed.
But I’ve digressed…
Now that this article was high jacked by my rant against modern rappers, let me try to steer this ship back on course. The Grammys.
For the reasons above, I’ve sort of become jaded with the music industry in general. However, did anyone else watch the Grammys? I didn’t. I haven’t watched it in YEARS, but my wife DVR’d it and I wound up watching it with her a few days ago. Wow, I really liked the new format where they mashed up artists into different performances. For the first time in a LOOOOOONG time I felt like the artists were actually on stage having fun performing and not just doing it as a commercial for their song.
The highlight of the night, for me, was probably the closing number with LL Cool J performing his new song with CHUCK muthaf**king D! Chuck is 50+ years old and still gets after it better than any other rapper on the radio (however Cool J should have given him more to do than yell the hook). Cool J was also joined by Travis Barker from Blink-182 and Tom Morello from Rage Against the Machine. It’s actually a pretty great song.
Here’s the performance. If you want to hear the actual single, listen here.
And how cool was it that Cool J gave a shout out to MCA, the recently deceased member of the Beastie Boys? Cool J got his start around the same time as the Beastie Boys on Def Jam records. You can see them together in the movie Krush Groove. I’m surprised they never collaborated, to be honest.
Anyway, while Cool J was the highlight, there were several performances that totally surprised me in how much I enjoyed them. Here are a few of them.
This was a memorial tribute to Levon Helm, the deceased drummer of The Band. This group probably had the least star power of any of the other performances, but damn, it might be the best performed song on the whole broadcast. Elton John, Zac Brown, Mavis Staples, Mumford & Sons and Alabama Shakes singer Britney Howard brought the house down with an awesome performance of “The Weight”. This was definitely an eclectic collection of talent but the end result was bonkers it was so good. I’ve actually been looking up Zac Brown and Alabama Shakes songs on YouTube because of this. And this performance in particular is the blueprint for why this new “mash up” format works.
Bruno Mars’ performance was fantastic. He normally does, but he looks like he’s having so much fun. And then Sting comes out and does his thing, then out comes Rhianna and the Marley brothers for a tribute to Bob Marley and it just looks like everyone is happy and really enjoying the performance. I know I was.