I was asked by Christian Nielsen and Digio from The Atomic Geeks podcast to sit in on a discussion about Drew Goddard/Joss Whedon’s horror film, The Cabin in the Woods. That’s right, I’m on an Atomic Geeks Podcast Supplemental episode!

(Via Geek Tyrant)

It’s really hard to have a conversation about this movie without spoiling the s**t out of it, so make sure you’ve seen the movie before listening to this podcast. You’ve been warned.

Listen to Digio, Christian and I spew gobs and gobs of hot, geeky love all over this movie. Yes, it’s amazing, but listen to the podcast to hear WHY it’s amazing.

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So, after finishing Book 3, Ozma of Oz, I have officially read the first trilogy of books and I have finished the initial set of Books of Wonder paperbacks I got off Paperbackswap.com. From here on out I actually have to obtain the books either from the library, Chamblin Bookmine or through my Nook. There are also tons of free ebooks of the Oz books I can download from places like FreeEpubBooks.com or ManyBooks.net.  However, those free ebooks are text only.  You don’t get the illustrations which, for me, is half the story (Yes, I’m an Oz nerd).  So, I went searching in the Nook Store and found an illustrated ebook copy of the fourth Oz book, Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz for 99 cents.  And I pulled the trigger.  And I read it on my Nook.  Let’s take a look at that book.

Published in 1908, it was by this time that Baum had resigned himself to writing the Oz books. Before now, he had hoped to write of other lands and tales but due to the popularity of Oz, he had to keep returning to that land.

This book reunites the humbug Wizard from the first book with Dorothy Gale, who returned in the last book. The book begins with Dorothy arriving in California from Australia, where she went at the end of book 3. She is back in America to visit Henry at a Ranch on the California coast. She strikes up a friendship with the ranch owner’s nephew and they travel together. While traveling, the group is swallowed up by an earthquake and they fall into a fairy land beneath the Earth. Like in the last book, the majority of this book does not actually take place in Oz (despite the name of the book). The majority of the adventures actually take place in a few unnamed fairy lands as our characters try to make their way to Oz after falling through the earthquake.

Dorothy and friends first encounter a “vegetable people” who try to put them to death, but the Wizard falls to the ground in a hot air balloon just in time. The Wizard challenges the reigning sorceror and actually takes a sword and slices him in half like a potato. The group flee from there and head into a valley where all the people are invisible. And the reason all the people are invisible is to protect them against all of the invisible bears that keep attacking and eating people (I swear I am not kidding about that). The group goes from the valley into the mountains where they meet a crazy old man who makes holes (Yes. HOLES. Again, not kidding). They travel from there to the land of the Gargoyles. The Gargoyles are small creatures made entirely out of wood. It’s actually a pretty cool idea when you read it in the book as Baum gets very intricate about how literally these creatures are made.

Dorothy and the group wind up trapped in a cave of hungry baby dragons awaiting the return of the mother. Without any means of escape Dorothy makes a signal to Ozma who always watches Dorothy at a certain time of the day and Ozma uses the Nome King’s magic belt to whisk Dorothy and her companions back to Oz. In Oz there is a big celebration for Dorothy’s return. We see the return of the Saw Horse, the Hungry Tiger and Dorothy’s original companions; Scarecrow, Tin Man and Cowardly Lion. After the festivities, Ozma uses the magic belt to return Dorothy to Kansas and the ranch owner’s nephew to California.  The Wizard decides to stay in Oz as an advisor to Ozma.

Since these books were written for children, Baum wasn’t too concerned about sticking to the previous Oz continuity.  For example, in this book when Dorothy mentions that Ozma checks on her every day at a certain time, it was actually only every Saturday Ozma was supposed to watch Dorothy (Per book 3).  Plus, the Wizard doesn’t seem to know who Ozma is or the entire story of how she became ruler of Oz even though in book 2, the Wizard was revealed to have hidden Ozma with the witch Mombi to prevent her from becoming ruler.  But, honestly, I expected this and I expect there to be more deviations in the books to come as there are 10 more official Oz books by Baum for me to read.

So, again, we have our second book in a row that mostly takes place in a different fairy land other than Oz despite the fact that Oz is actually NAMED in the title. We also have our SIXTH means of traveling from the real world to a fairly land (Oz or somewhere similar). Book one used a tornado, hot air balloon and magic shoes. Book three used a storm at sea and a magic belt. Book four used earthquakes. Six different ways of ferrying our heroes to and from fairy lands, and most of the time, it’s not to Oz, where they actually want to go. I’m interested to see how this trend continues.

Oh yes, and the violence, for the most part has steadily decreased.  Book 1 had over 40 beheadings.  Book 3 had a bunch of drownings.  Now, we have some scary stuff, but nothing too bad.  Like I said, the one main crazy scene in this book is when the Wizard takes a sword and actually chops a dude in half.  Yeah, the dude turned out to be made of something similar to potato and could be replanted and reborn, but the Wizard didn’t know that when he attacked the guy like Jason Vorhees on a pack of slutty teens.

Needless to say, I’m enjoying this series.

This week we are joined by the awesome Thom from poobala.com. One of the truly great time wasting websites of all time. Poobala.com is the one-stop shop for TV crossovers. Thom has indexed ALL of them. Or it feels like all of them.  Anyway, Thom joins us this week to talk about his bread and butter, TV crossovers.

We talk about all of our favorite crossovers, we talk about crossovers we’d like to see, we talk about crossovers we wish we had never seen. It’s a very ripe topic that could be discussed again. And we hopefully will do this again.

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In episode 36 of the Nerd Lunch podcast, CT traveled to Jacksonville to see the movie with me, then we recorded our part of the podcast in my dining room. Here are some behind the scenes shots of us recording the episode.

Showing our enthusiasm for The Avengers.

Dissecting the finer points of the movie, like Black Widow’s ass and Hulk smashing.

Laughing at the pathetic souls on the Internet that didn’t like The Avengers.

This is CT demonstrating what he’s going to do to anyone that tries to tell him The Avengers sucked.

That’s essentially a “peek behind the curtain” of the machine that is the Nerd Lunch Podcast.

Episode 37 has gone live. This is the episode that was supposed to air last week. Everyone is back in their respective cities and we are happy to bring back Shawn Robare from Branded in the 80s. This week’s topic? MUPPETS.

(Via Ariel S Winter)

More specifically, we are talking about the first three Muppet movies; The Muppet Movie, The Great Muppet Caper and Muppets Take Manhattan.  We discuss our earliest memories of the Muppets, what nostalgia we have for these movies and we rank which ones are our favorites.  We even talk briefly about how we feel about the non-Henson Muppet movies that would come after.

So move yourself right along to iTunes and download this most excellent episode.  I promise you, it’s Boffo, Lenny.  SOCKO, Lenny!!!

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