Day of the Ninja dawns again
Yes, my friends, Ninja Day has dawned once again. Today is officially, Day of the Ninja. It’s hard to believe it’s been a whole year since I revealed to you all that I was one of the dark clan and we last celebrated this most sacred of holidays.
If you don’t know, today is the day we celebrate those that belong to that most deadly of fraternities; The Ninja. It is also a day to shun those that belong to the group that opposes all that ninjas stand for, the ninja arch-nemesis, The Pirate. In case you fail to see the difference in the clean, deadly ninja and the dirty, mouth-breathing Pirate, here’s a chart for your convenience. Click the chart to go to the Official Headquarters of Ninja Day.
How can you celebrate ninja day? Quietly, but deadly, stalk one of your co-workers. Figure out 50 different ways to kill the person you are currently talking to. Find a pirate and torture him slowly, then using only your wits and an old shoe, kill him (or, if you are more advanced, a good luck troll). If you get hungry during Ninja Day, place a to-go order with Ninja Burger. Don’t worry about giving them your address, they know where you live. If your food isn’t there in 30 minutes, they commit Seppuku.
As you see, there are many things you can do to celebrate Ninja Day. If you got questions then The Ninja has answers, check out the Ask A Ninja podcasts. Immerse yourself in the lore and mystery of the ninja today. They deserve your utmost respect.
After all, there’s only two seconds separating you and the business end of a katana.
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December 5, 2008 at 11:18 am
[...] readers know that this blog celebrates Ninja Day every year. See last year here. And 2006 [...]
January 1, 2009 at 5:41 pm
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February 26, 2009 at 2:11 am
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March 3, 2009 at 7:31 am
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March 5, 2009 at 4:51 am
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March 6, 2009 at 10:54 pm
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April 19, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Ninja Ninja everywhere
Who dare?
Ninja…
May 24, 2009 at 12:27 am
This is funny…And odd….
May 27, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Im a certified ninja of washington state
May 29, 2009 at 11:12 am
I tip my hat to you, sir. It’s nice to see a fellow ninja brother on the blog. Come back again.
June 16, 2009 at 11:44 pm
TOTAL NINJA.
June 17, 2009 at 9:34 am
TOTAL.
August 17, 2009 at 12:35 pm
I appreciate your post it kept me occupied for a a bit. I have a Katana site at when you have some time!!
August 19, 2009 at 9:08 am
Sweet site, man!
November 10, 2009 at 5:54 am
i am also ninja but i am dark part of it.
November 27, 2009 at 7:34 pm
seppuku, huh?
i thought harakiri was a samurai thing to do, ninjas being too practical for any “honorable” suicide crap.
even a pirate would not offer his belly as food for the gods (though, he’d ought to, for lame costume alone).
i, for one, am not a ninja- i cannot seem to master the craft of fashioning weaponry from farming implements. i am, however, a fan of asymmetrical warfare, and as a gardener, am stoked that ninjas are all about whacking out the nobles.
it’s really a shame that pirates are so damned loud, poorly attired, and horribly diseased- their hatred of the royals would be a good tool, if it were only focusable. perhaps if the loss of an eye were not a requirement in the journeyman phase of piracy, such focus could be achieved.
well, then again, probably not.
November 28, 2009 at 8:31 am
Hehe. Great! I am a NINJA
December 1, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Shhh! You’re not allowed to tell them!
December 17, 2009 at 2:16 pm
The ninja diagram makes ninjas sound like macs…
December 17, 2009 at 5:28 pm
LOL…yes it does, Libby!
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December 29, 2009 at 6:42 am
I am learning the art of ninja close.
December 31, 2009 at 11:45 am
“Ninja Close”? I am not familiar.
December 30, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Hello there, I am Thee Ninja… And I have to say this is a mokery of Ninjas.
December 31, 2009 at 11:44 am
The guy named NinjaDoggy is telling me I’m making a mockery of ninjas? You, sir, are the “mokery” here.
January 11, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Quiero ser un ninja de gran y estupendo puede alguien ayudarme
January 12, 2010 at 9:57 am
Gracias?
January 14, 2010 at 11:35 am
Hello from Serbian ninjas great idea for ninja day
February 6, 2010 at 12:36 am
im only one greatest ninja…
call me 0124190182
February 7, 2010 at 10:07 pm
I am Pirate! arrgh!!! lol jk, PRO SHINOBI